#so many scenarios so little time

[azzys-secret-kink-blog]

Would your write unbirth slime preg?

Oh 100% I will put that in the notes for a long form later, but for now what kind?

Maybe the everyday work of a slime breeder? He carries all his slimes himself before taking them to the market for sale.

Maybe someone gets caught by a wild slime? It seeds itself into his womb to use him as a neverending slime factory.

Maybe just weird consensual sex with a slime of humanoid intelligence? Slimes are into some kinky stuff apparently.

Any other suggestions? I'm always open!

[gravitysoda]

refusing an impossible wish and settling for one last game of chess.

[rottiens]

i believe the first time you let (virgin) kakashi play with your pussy, it comes accompanied in an unusual way of talking on his part. it's almost like he takes notes to himself, almost like he doesn't talk to you. the tired gaze is set between your sticky thighs, watching carefully how your folds stretch as he puts his finger in and pulls it out, you exhale. 

"oh, here?" he slowly bends it and pushes, you cry out. "too much?" 

he doesn't even look at you as you gaze at him in raw adoration. you don't even know what expression he has because he refused to take off his mask. 

"you're squeezing so tight." his eyebrows draw together for a second before returning to his usual expression. with the thumb of his free hand he squeezes and strokes the bundle of nerves. "so wet." kakashi pushes deep, faster this time and your legs tremble, you call out to him and he ignores you with a hoarse throaty purr. "here. i like that sound." 

wet clicks fill the office. kakashi fucks your pussy with one finger and then adds another with perspicacity, careful of every step he makes next. 

"I think it's gonna cum for me." your looks become one, unbreakable as he massages you like someone with experience and makes you wet his knuckles, juices dripping down his fingers and wetting his gloves. you scream his name clinging to that intangible, rushing to hold on to his thick white strands pulling him further into you. 

kakashi do it, he's guided by your fingers leading him further in; to take a glimpse of how you open up for him, how you tremble, how you squeeze. "does it always get so swollen?" he asks, and you know once again he's not talking to you. he leans in and the tip of his nose brushes the lovely sore nub back and forth almost as if he's teasing, then he takes a deep, shameless inhale, and you forget to breathe. "cute. you can cum now, I have to try again to see your reaction one more time."

[triglycercule]

can the mtt commit more crimes that just murder please i know theyre the MURDER time trio but ppppleasse,,,, please,,,,,,

they'd be terrible to be next to on the highway. horror's going 160 mph amd has long past gone over the speed limit. dust's out for BLOOD and by blood i mean your tires. he's somehow sniping those round rubber wheels from the high moving vehicle with the precision of a master fruit ninja player. if your car explodes or flips over in the process that's not his fault. and then to make matters worse for everyone on the highway killer's in the backseat scratching up the doors and windows of your car with a knife everytime horror gets close to another car and oops he accidentally just disfigured your face also did i mention theyre all drunk during this

ok so theyve all got the classic face WHY DONT THEY ABUSE IT!!!! horror gets to do a little paper mache to cover up his head hole and then wearing glasses. killer i dont know what the FUCK he can do to get rid of his perpetual tears but let's just pretend that theyre conveniently gone for now. and then all dust has to do is put down his hood! anyways identity theft is cool. imagine how much they could totally fuck up classic's reputation with this. set up fake tinder profiles and then scam people for their credit card info/free dates (while ordering every expensive thing) and stealing wallets. walking into various grillby's's around the multiverse and telling terrible jokes. like ACTUALLY bad jokes. and then of course just being a huge piece of shit at the bar. god theres so many things they could do pretending to be classic. which one of us is hikaru looking ahh except the only difference between the three is the color of the stains on their clothes (either gray (dust) black (killer) or red. well faded red (horror))

ROBBERY!!!! ROBBERIES PLURAL!!!??? train robbery gas station robbery bank robbery GOVERNMENT robbery (what would you rob the government for?? documents??? idk) anyways. mtt robbing a train except its just a really shitty plan and they dont know jackshit about what theyre doing. killer's taken over the conductor's cabin and now he is booking it. how fast are trains allowed to go idk but the maximum. anyways meanwhile horror's on the tracks fucking up the rails with his strength or whatever (listen i know he's weak but picking and choosing what hcs i believe in is my art) and dust is there to teleport him away before the train crashes into him and turns him into a trolley problem victim. and then of course that shit doesnt fucking work and the train just ends up flipping over and catching on fire or something (killer survives because of course he does he's killer). and then in the end dust just has to flip the entire train over and they just stroll into the part that actually HAS the money

and then they go out and get ice cream. sometimes the murderers need to take a break from murdering and just do NORMAL crime yk???

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

can more popular procedural tv drama take 911's lead and not be scared of whumping the shit out of their characters instead of leaving all the work to fanfic writers? like at this point you Must know all we want is for the men to be pathetic and covered in blood. ?? know your audience

[brucewaynehater101]

Me: *throughly enjoying a fic*

Fic: *batfam starts forcing a character to do shit the character is obviously uncomfortable with and doesn't want to do all for that character's "best interest"*

Me: "Fuck."

[ririsasy]

Varadha touching his nose ring while looking at Deva, remembering the time when Deva himself that put it there for him with his own blood in his hand, remembering the fact that it was Deva who protected and kept his "little honor" intact.

[fullmetal-scar-simping]

As we discuss Scarlust dynamic we need to factor in Gluttony. Because where does this weird cannibal factor into this. He’s like Lust’s little brother and tbf, Scar has always been impartial to little brothers (on account of having been one) and gave up his own life to save one with little hesitation.

I’m just thinking of that meme; Me, my GF, and her weird little homunculus cannibal of a little brother. All of them in bed together.

Remember how the last thing Gluttony says to Scar after he paralyzes Lust with the locket was "I hate you! I hate you for hurting my Lust!"

Because I do, and I don't think Gluttony would soon forget either.

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

This thought is brought to you by me frequently (accidentally) jump-scaring my friends & family:

What if we walked silently? Like, made next to no noise when moving and whatnot. Could we possibly scare Lgeacy-?

~ The anon who wanted Kaveh but didn't want Baizhu or Ganyu I hope you feel better by the time you see this <3

okay but i relate to this so heavily, the number of friends i've startled by manifesting behind them is too many to count!!

unless he's purposefully stalking prey, Foul Legacy makes sound wherever he goes. boots marching against the ground, wings fluttering curiously, claws idly scratching together- noise follows him, especially when you're nearby, for that's when he begins to trill and purr, nuzzling against you for affection. maybe Childe is a bit quieter, but he rarely bothers to be, preferring to announce his presence with a laugh and a light tap to your shoulder, asking permission to hug and squeeze you tightly. he TRIES to sneak up on you- keyword is tries. often enough you can hear tiny chirps and chitters as Legacy sidles up behind you, gasping in mock surprise when he scoops you up and buries his face into your hair with a sweet, adoring croon

you, on the other hand- Archons, where does he even START with you? you seem to have a habit of accidentally coming up behind him without him noticing. sometimes you'll just be watching him fondly, and Legacy turns and almost jumps out of his skin with a startled yelp, fur and hair fluffing up and wings flaring outwards. you laugh apologetically, raising your hands to show you're not any type of threat. Foul Legacy's claws lower as he huffs, turning away from you and sulking, but he can't resist when your hands gently caress his mask-like face, thumbing over the crimson ridges and valleys. Legacy softens, rumbling quietly and leaning into your palms, giving your fingers an absentminded lick and opening his crystalline eye just a tad to watch your lovely smile

...he really should bell you like a cat, eventually

[solitary-star]

I’ve had a ridiculous workload for the past few weeks, but that hasn’t stopped me from reading chapter 16!!

@naffeclipse I want you to know how much I was wailing at this one. Just how quickly the hunter went from referring to them as their “dear friend” to “the demonic cryptid.” And the little moments when they finally began to realize that cryptid isn’t entirely dissimilar from the person they’ve gotten so close with… absolutely phenomenal!!

I’d say I’m at the edge of my seat after this, but I fell off that seat way back in episode four. Regardless, I cant fully articulate just how excited I am to see how things play out!!!

[karamell-sweetz]

you know what guys. after this whole thing goes down, i hope we get the ACTUAL kamiyama school festival and it is a very good comparison to the first one. where we can see clearly how much mizuki has grown since that first event in january 2021, since that first school festival in middle school.

and i hope mizuki gets to have fun with her friends and can hang out with ena. and i hope ena has fun too. i hope she gets to tease akito, forge bonds with her classmates at the fried squid stall, and hopefully get roped into a dumb show with the oddballs 1 2. i hope this is ena’s pandemonium. i hope we all can have a little bit of joy and whimsy while getting to see how much the gang’s lives have changed at this point.

and i hope rui is a little worried for mizuki — i sincerely hope he is somewhere in mizu5, quietly waiting by the rooftop like he always has for her. but by the end of the schoolfes event he can look at mizuki, her whole face bright as all eight students in our little kamikou main cast gang come down from the rooftop (for one last time maybe, but we don’t talk about graduation in front of rui… unless ofc we bring it up this event) and he can say “you’ve come such a long way, haven’t you, mizuki? i’m happy for you.”

[snowwhitedraws]

Maybe I should make ficlets atp lmao oshamir brainrot go brrt brrt

I had this specific part in my head where Osha is getting better at her training at a lightning speed but at the same time her grief, her anger, her sadness, her helplessness, her diminishing hope is consuming her and Qimir can see she's slowly breaking and he does let her breakdown.

He lets her mourn. He lets her cry. He lets her be angry.

but there is one thing the Qimir won't let Osha do,

He won't let her blame herself. He won't let her feel that everything was her fault. He won't let her feel alone.

He will never let her think she is unwanted.

Qimir would let his desire be known. He would let himself be vulnerable yet at the same time, his vulnerability is frightening Osha

It means so much more. IT PROMISES SOMETHING MORE.

this is more than the power of two, more than being his pupil, more than being an acolyte.

He would rather cut himself open, than to let her bleed.

He is letting Osha know what he really wants and laying it bare for her to take it whenever she's ready.

You are a witch, Osha. My little witch.

You are also someone who can kill a jedi master without a weapon. My acolyte .

but you are also my beloved darling, the one that I have been waiting for.

Verosha Aniseya, I am yours.

I will forever be yours if you decide to be mine.

[kingkatsuki]

Thinking about being in a relationship with Bakugou, and you’ve been together for a few months but he still hasn’t kissed you.

For him, it’s hard knowing when to even attempt it not to mention he has no idea what he’s doing. The number of romantic movies and books he’s read aren’t enough to actually show him what he should be doing with his lips, or his hands— the thought alone has him sweating enough to fill both gauntlets.

The guys tease him about it, because it’s something that should be so easy and simple, but the number two hero can’t manage to do it.

But for you, it feels like he doesn’t want to kiss you— and it hurts. You know it’s his first relationship, and you’re the first girl he’s ever shown a real interest in outside childhood celebrity crushes. It makes you feel special, really special, that he’s picked you. Although you can’t hide that doubt that gnaws at the back of your mind that he isn’t as into you anymore but just doesn’t want to hurt your feelings.

And the longer he leaves it, the harder it starts to become. Overthinking every moment, and closing himself off to avoid the awkward thoughts… which only makes the doubt inside you worse.

And you don’t want to pressure him into anything either, and it just means you both continue dancing around each other without really talking about it.

So one day after a dinner date in the city, he’s walking you back to the train station and that’s when you ask the question that’s been on the tip of your tongue for weeks.

“Katsuki, why haven’t you kissed me yet?”

[fisheito]

@trainto1925 and now u got ME thinkin!!!

wondering when eiden would have gotten good enough at plushie making to create his entire harem in doll form. ...possibly around the time blade showed up. eiden got a lot of practice making thousands of Eiden Plushies as gifts 🤣

imagining how eiden starts to do a lot of impromptu "visualisation" exercises when blade joins the roster

BLADE: but why was lil yakumo embarrassed when i showed garugaru the box in front of-- EIDEN: (sighing goodnaturedly) ok, say..um *grabs the nearest two items* pretend this cup is garu, and this spoon is yakumo---

after some repetition, eiden wonders if blade will understand better if he just has dolls representing everyone thus begins the plushie brigade

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

i think the diamond dogs should play improv games just bc it would amuse me, an ex theater kid, specifically

[ociels]

i feel so pathetic for feeling like this